ln the Song Dynasty
there lived a famous Judge Bao Qing Tian
He's got an elite team
featuring legendary zhan zhao
Bao has the license to kill
He's renowned for
his dedication and fairness
These are peaceful times
Today is November 7th
A bad day
l can't pull out my sword
zhan, hurry up. We've got work to do
zhan, drink your soya milk
before zhang Long drinks yours too
lf you didn't eat my cruller
l wouldn't be drinking soya milk
You don't think he's gone mad?
Damn. What's wrong with it?
Leave it
Judge will be mad if we don't go now
Are you talking about me?
Judge Bao
We're just talking about zhan
lnspector zhan let the proceedings begin
Judge Bao speaks
lt is our duty to relieve His Majesty's burdens
Please
As imperial officials
citizens are our own children
Let's proceed
Justice Bao rules the district court
Justice prevails under lron Face
Brave men come to promote his cost
Wang and Ma are at his side
Flying Mouse is light as wind
Striding Mouse is a good chap
Drilling Mouse has fists of steel
Diving Mouse fights with might
Court
Judge Bao, two hours have passed
Boring
Not bad
There had not been a case for three months
lt's a blessing
Gongsun, what's to bless?
The Guizhou magistrate rapes
The Xuzhou magistrate robs
Judge Bao
please let me go after them
Xuzhou and Guizhou are not our jurisdiction
Judge, we can't interfere
l knew you'd say that
l'll go arrest them now and bring them here
and make this our case
Don't
Why not?
The Xuzhou magistrate. Coward
Silence
You can stop now
Judge Bao is really busy
l've known him as a child
of course l can see him
What's up?
Judge Bao, l've known you long enough
you must help me
He's the one you want
Judge Bao, l've known you long enough
you must help me
Judge Bao, l've known you long enough
you must help me
Grandma Heung, tell me your grievance
l need rhino skin
for my husband's skin disease
This rhino skin is too tough
Can l borrow
lnspector zhan's sword to help me cut it?
That's zhan over there
lnspector zhan may l borrow your famous sword
Judge Bao
You're joking?
Grandma Heung, but his sword is for...
Judge Bao will not
let my husband itching for life
lnspector zhan
Judge Bao
Since this is the only case
in the district
What do you say?
oK
Weng, Ma
Here
l know l owe you
Ten years
l know
Blackie
l said l know
Blackie, ten long years
We've put away many criminals
Everyone knows
our great names
What have we done the last few years?
Nothing
We've turned into garbage
Useless
We are not garbage
This city is like the dipper
We're the water in it
one drop less will make a huge
difference
Doesn't it feel warmer in a tub?
oK. Sit down
Sit down
Good
Do l have a choice?
No choice
Just like you must use soap when you wash
Just let it go
Alright
Why don't you take a vacation
and go see some friends
When you've had enough fun
come back to the dipper
Good idea
Wait for me
Hurry back. Yes, sir
l haven't shown my face for ten years now
They'll be shocked to see me
l, Chang the Flying Spider
paid a surprise visit
to the Judge's court alone
Guess whom l bummed into?
lt is Bao's top man
zhan
We fought for
300 rounds
Bullshit
Why didn't the other guards come?
Listen
lt was before dusk
We fought on the street. Shop, roof
so no one saw us
We had fireworks that night at the magistrate court
There are people everywhere
How come
no one heard a thing?
Who are you?
Never seen your face before
Where are you come from? What's your name?
Why are you here?
Call me Pedestrian A
Pedestrian A? Go away
You don't know whom you're talking to
l'm not bluffing. lt's true
He is lying
Chang, stop lying
l
300 rounds?
You creamed zhan
in less than 100 rounds
l saw it clearly that night
Brother Bai saw everything
l have a solid witness
Great, huh?
Go away kid
Today's the Martial Arts Forum
let's not talk about that old-timer zhao
Waiter. Yes sir
Tonight's my treat. Everyone must drink
Great
Cheers
This Bai from Cave lsland
He's one of the best
one of the best
Grandpa. Grandpa
Good
Grandpa
You still have to pay me back
l've already repaid you
Do you know who l am?
l'm the son of lmperial Councilor Pang
Who dared to hit me?
Great leg work
of course
lf you don't want your leg like this forever
l'll repay the $50 he owes
You've got $50, you've got women
Yi Hong Night Club is on sale
Sure
Good
l figure Bai will go to the lmperial Councilor's house
this evening
l thought l was the smart one
What's wrong with this world?
Give me a skewer
Sugar beetlenut
Are you new in town?
What do you want?
Keep your voice down
Look below
Raise your foot. Can you see it?
Can you see it or not?
See what?
That leaf is my reservation
Go away
Stupid
How much did you spend this month?
Dad. l didn't spend a lot
Dad. l'm a loan shark
l've earned $50 today
ldiot
l've earned at least $10,000 on every loan
And you're satisfied at $50?
lf you want to be evil
you have to do it right
Dad. You're a genius
Satisfied at $50?
Where's the quotation?
Got it right here
Look
Dad
Judge Bao's head is only worth $300?
ldiot. Come here
Come here. Why did you hit me?
Look
Weng, Ma, zhang and zhao tallied
to $8000
zhan alone is another $100,000
With zhan out of the way
Bao is mine
Don't you get it?
Dad, l never learned to read
l can't read, you know that
You're such a disgrace Why hit me again?
East Wing is on fire
Fire's escalating
Coming to the West Wing
lt's gonna burn the concubines
Where's the 72nd concubine?
Dad. Wait for me
l want to get my 42nd
and 36th
So quick?
You again
Dad. Not again
Bai
over here
Bai, his money is all here
You know about the Hebei Drought
l'll make sure it gets there tomorrow
So long
Pedestrian A
Good partner
Always
lt is freezing, why does he want a fan?
To block the wind
Nothing is what it seems, right?
Right
Eunuch Kuo, is His Majesty up yet?
Say no more His Majesty will see no one today
Judge Bao needs to see His Majesty
Go home
Stop
Judge Bao, why don't we...
No
l'm the Head Eunuch do you really want to hit me?
Yes, l do
lnspector zhan
Don't, please
Judge Bao
Your Royal Highness
lt's been a long time
Please accept my bow
Please, l'm too honored
You definitely deserve it
Without you, there will be no justice
in this country
Mr. Gongsun. lnspector zhan
Your Royal Highness
Bao, have you met my adopted sister Yue Hua?
Ms. Yue Hua, an honor
The honor is all mine
l've heard from Eunuch Chen
that you'll be blocked today
l'm here to unblock it
Thanks, Your Highness
Greetings to the Royal Highness Save it
Eunuch Guo
Where's His Majesty?
lnside
Judge Bao, please
Your Royal Highness
His Majesty will not see any visitors today
Are you minding my business?
As the Empress-appointed Head Eunuch
l've got to intervene
l'll have your head now
even the Empress can't save you
Judge Bao, the same old dirty trick
Your Majesty
Long live Your Majesty
You may rise
Thank you. Thank you
Stupid Chen His Majesty is listening to the music
How dare you bring these intruders?
How ridiculous
Are you trying to cause trouble?
This is not trouble
l'll take the blame
Judge Bao has urgent matters to report to His Majesty
That's why it's here
Please forgive me
Bullshit
lf Bao says it's urgent, it's urgent
Don't worry
Thank you, Your Majesty
Judge Bao, what is the matter?
Your Majesty
lnspector zhan overheard that
Councilor Pang is scheming
to assassinate me
Your Majesty
As a loyal servant
and father of the Empress
how can this be possible?
lnspector zhan has got
a target quotation
How dare you
lf l attempt such devious acts
l'm guilty as charged
As the Economics Councilor
it's imminent that l know all the existing rates
The quotation is for my reference
of course. A quotation means nothing
My name is not here
That's a serious crime
Judge Bao, are you trying
to frame my father?
Everyone just calm down
Let me show you my l-ching plate
it can reveal the past and future
Bao and brother, come with me
Stir it up
Judge Bao, help me
You stir it
Help you with what? Your Majesty
How? Stop stirring up this mess
You're no match for the Empress
But they really want to assassinate me
Pang is my father-in-law
l'm the one who will suffer
You see her once every few months
but l'm stuck with her every night
Come stir it too
Slowly
You wanna stir me up for good?
lf Pang wants you dead
you better be really careful
l've stirred up this verdict
Last night, lnspector zhan searched lmperial Councilor's house
he discovered the quotation
But as a good citizen, he returned this to the appropriate owner
Good job
Learn from zhan, return all found items
to their rightful owners
Resume the music
l'm bored with music
zhan is an excellent swordsman
Why doesn't he demonstrate it for us?
Your Majesty
May l sing instead?
Who wants to hear you sing?
My Empress, l'll dance for you instead
Allow me
l want to watch zhan
Bao
Say something
So zhan is nothing but a clown
Who hit me?
lmpressive
Let me see how l should reward you
You're promoted to lmperial Cat
lmperial Sword Guard, 4th Class
Thank you, Your Majesty
You don't like it?
Why aren't you smiling?
Gongsun, l think l'm hurt
His Majesty is here
Long live His Majesty
Take me to this famous Yi Hong Night Club
We're all here
why don't we go tonight?
Should l ask the imperial doctor to come?
He likes to go clubbing too?
Hurry, go and get him
Night clubs are HlV-infested
l just want to be cautious
You always spoil the fun
Let's go
Move aside
l've devised a plan to eradicate Pang
Who would guess
we're plotting in a night club?
This is the perfect cover-up
You think l really want to go?
How painful this must be for you Your Majesty
You too
Cheers
Let's go after this drink
Your Majesty
l've shut down Yi Hong Club three months ago
Don't they have any branches?
My incompetent hands have
dimmed my great sword
Can you smell anything special?
Smell it yet?
l can hear the sword's mourning that
it's not serving its purpose
How can this sword be able to
compare with your legendary Swift sword?
lt's no more than a broken sword
Sword has a gentle appearance
but it's light as the wind
Truly a gentleman's weapon
Now l have the pleasure
to meet the true sword of ladies
lf you like it, please have it
Really?
of course not
zhan, as my gift to you
choose any sword here
But definitely not Yue Hua's
Sorry
This is not like you
You're always so generous
Your Majesty
This sword
is Yue Hua's dowry
lt is meant
for Yue Hua and her future husband
lf not
Just like this. Take this
The whore and her pimp
Your Majesty
Freudian slip
lt's fair lady and her prince
lnspector zhan
take my advice, choose one from these
Brother, l think Swift Sword
has found its rightful master
lf zhan will exchange his sword
it won't matter if it's the dowry
Yue Hua, how generous of you
lnspector zhan
you're a man, accept with grace
lf this is His Majesty's order lnspector zhan
Thank you, Ms. Yue Hua
oh no. The lmperial Cat is here
Those rats at Cave lsland are doomed
Fatso, fiddling with that thing so early?
l've dubbed this the ''Morning Glory''
a.k.a. ''Lethal Weapon'' My latest invention
Look how thick the cannon is
When l fire this
all the targets will be blown away
That lmperial Cat will become shreds
With this, we'll definitely get zhan
Sure. He's as good as dead
Not again. Who are you to say anything?
What have you ever done?
What's going on?
Marvelous!
Who?
We'll go find zhan zhao
Looking for zhan? We'll die
Wait. Let me do it
The lmperial Cat What kind of title is that?
What did zhan do to deserve it?
Agree
Go to the Emperor to file your complaint
The Emperor?
He'll kill us
zhan is the root of all problems
He is in trouble this time
Let's go
Should we go together?
Come on
Want to die?
l don't want to die. Not yet
Cheers
So soon?
Let's get our weapons
What a piece
Smells great
We'll fulfill our end of the bargain
We'll leave in an hour
What's up?
l've got to fetch some anesthesia
to knock him out
Good idea. Go get it
l've left it with little sister l'll get it from her
Told you not to leave things with her
What to do now?
Did you drink it?
Yes
Stop thinking about your country
Think about me
Come on
Careful
Told you
You
Yue Hua
me
His Royal Highness
and His Majesty against Councilor Pang
A brilliant plan
That's my old friend
You'll have to make some sacrifices
Judge Bao, save me
Judge Bao
Eunuch Chen is in trouble
Slow down and tell me
l've heard that Eunuch Guo
will assassinate Eunuch Chen tonight
l escaped in time
But it's hard to say
if Eunuch Chen will survive the night
What did he say?
He said Eunuch Chen is in trouble
Assassins
Watch out
Who do they think they are
A letter?
Please lend me the three treasures Shining Mouse
Three treasures are in danger
zhang, go check it out
Don't go
The three treasures are still here
Judge Bao, please forgive me
Not your fault
Shining Mouse is just too cunning
Shining Mouse wouldn't have discovered the three treasures
if it weren't for Gongsun
lt's the oldest trick in the world
This Shining Mouse
l've met Shining Mouse
Let me get the three treasures back
Let's catch this mouse
and we'll rendez-vous at the palace
Got it
Bai
Pedestrian A?
You came at the right time
Really?
l have something to show you
Stole them from the Judge's court
l'm lnspector zhan from the court
You're the lmperial Cat
Sorry that l've lied to you
You're under arrest
Don't fight
Come and get the treasures
if you can
You are not my league
Forget it
What are you doing?
That's cheating
Cheating?
l didn't even draw my sword
Retaliate
See you later
Still waiting?
l'll wait for the assassin here
lf they do anything to Eunuch Chen
we'll catch him red-handed
Tackle the problem at its roots
let me go and kill Eunuch Guo
No
Assassin
Who killed Eunuch Guo?
Don't look at me. l was here with you all
Before that?
What are you mumbling about?
Don't let His Majesty find out
Who's talking about me?
Stop mimicking His Majesty
Long live Your Majesty
Bao, what's this place?
This is my neighborhood
You think you can keep a secret from me?
You take me for a fool?
Rise
Thank you, Your Majesty
Your Majesty. l do think
murder investigation is always my duty
lf Your Majesty finds out
you may solve this before l do
then what'd that leave me?
You flatter well
Your diplomacy has improved immensely
Bao has become a much better politician
Come, l've got to show you something
What a hypocrite
Look
We've got to snatch
Shining Mouse
What's so special?
Good presentation
You don't say
What a Shining Mouse
He must be so incredible to write
these words on such a high wall
lf only he'll help us
to get Councilor Pang
l order you to capture Shining Mouse
within 20 days
Your Majesty, twenty days?
Sorry. l meant ten days
lnspector zhan
You're the only one who met Shining Mouse
Make good use of these ten days
ln the meantime, only you've met Shining Mouse
would you like to do a sketch of him?
Sure
A corrupt official for sure. No doubt
Look. These eyes
Look how they glow
Look at his brows
lt's the perfect color. Perfect shape
That's what l call perfect
And the nose
Look how straight it is. Perfect shape
l like the lips best
Cherry-shape mouth That's a feminine man
That's our little sister
Really, it's our sister. Wow. Yes
What to do?
Let me hold this. Let me do this
l love the sound of this
Are you joking?
How can you do this here?
Sister is here
Hey
What a treat to be here
Let's make this a memorable visit
Tonight we'll
start with the East End
What'll we do?
Like this
East End, freeze
oK
Louder. one more time
No. l want a bit more quiet
East End, freeze
Up
Hurry
What a sister lt's bloody cold and she's not coming
She's cheating us
Just write something and go lt's so damn cold
oK, this is the last stroke
Done
With your calligraphy who're you trying to scare?
Give me
What's your plan?
Look. This is more ferocious
Agree
That's better
What are you doing?
You should write, ''zhan zhao eats shit''
Give me
oK, you do it
How do you write ''zhan zhao''?
l'll show you
He knows. Ask him. Sure
Hey. lt's just the two of them
Don't hit my head
l don't believe this
You guys should be punished for trespassing
in the Judge's Court at night
Guillotine
Judge Bao, not the death sentence
What about that Bai intruding my court
what kind of punishment should l give him?
Wait a second, my brother
He stole my sword
zhan gave it to me
l did not. l did not
Bai would not do that?
You see